guide to successful catfishing part one

always use the right bait. say you're a 6 foot tall brunette who enjoys rock climbing and drives a purple Kia Rio and rents a two bedroom in Poughkeepsie and owns a black lab. you suffer from PTSD, lactose intolerance, pica, and tend to lose your keys a lot. then come back and repeat your lies until you have brainwashed everyone into buying your garbage. keep drilling the zombies on boring aspects of your so called existence. consistency is key. 😉😘