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Johnson rods. Lol :)

Marry me 😅

So you are saying we should overlook the beer belly and the cocktail wiener because you can do laundry?

Yeah ya throw it on the other guys and all the single women in the place show the most interest in you.

Fabric softener is how married women mark their territory. If they smell that on you they figure you're married.

You can take the ring off but three marlboros two Coors and 3 hours of burning rubber at the race track won't get the smell of that april breeze fresh snuggle outa you're clothes.

Most of my clothes say to skip the fabric softner. What else ya got?

Mine is by not mixing colors with the whites 😌

I prefer someone real and knows how to do laundry 😒

Excessive talk about softener will affect your Johnson rod

I prefer the unscented fabric softener.

🥵 Daz hawt

but seriously dude these aren't even a thing to boast about, if you live alone you do it. And clean the house, and cook, etc

Touchè

My guess is that isn't the only thing you have that is soft. Anyone who disses showing off a big cock.........is someone who don't have one.

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Come over it's laundry day today. Let's talk over coffee.😂

Not the fabric softener?!

I would take clean laundry any day with a side of rod ☺️

But can you fold?