Has Elvis left the building yet?

Elvis will never leave the building.

He is the rock and roll Jesus....

Elvis Presley is secretly being kept alive by the people behind PayPal as he still owes them £16.02 in unpaid fees over a dispute about a Flymo which he claims he did not buy. Once he settles up, the turtle steering the pedals that are keeping him moving will be set free in Torquay from where it was hatched...

I’m still here, thenkya very much

I'd like to know who this Elvis is.🤔

Sealed in the walls, enjoying a nice cup of cocoa.

yup. and he went home.

I'm getting fatter that him.

I'll find him