Has Elvis left the building yet?

Elvis will never leave the building.

He is the rock and roll Jesus....

Elvis Presley is secretly being kept alive by the people behind PayPal as he still owes them £16.02 in unpaid fees over a dispute about a Flymo which he claims he did not buy. Once he settles up, the turtle steering the pedals that are keeping him moving will be set free in Torquay from where it was hatched...

I'm getting fatter that him.

Sealed in the walls, enjoying a nice cup of cocoa.

I’m still here, thenkya very much

I'd like to know who this Elvis is.🤔

yup. and he went home.

I'll find him