YouTube for some reason thinks I'm the next mass murderer or something but I've given so much thought to murder I've realized it's not worth it.
I'm
nothing if not strategic and methodological so I do know how I'd beat the Forensic scientist and everything, but It's so much trouble and requires doing a lot of things I'm not willing to do.
So the thing about me is I'd never do a crime if I had to do the time. In other words. if I didn't have an extremely cunning plan to get away with it.
And while I know how I'd get away with murder the extremes I'd have to go to are just not me, I like living in the city I like being across the street from a full service grocery , prefer city life to the country side, urbanist to the bone.
So here's the thing, I'm lazy. Can't really see myself getting the axe to chop the body up into six parts. But here's how I'd do it.
I'd build a small scale Metal Foundry.
Move out to the country, buy a farm. start raising pigs.
Buy a big axe
Buy a bunch of surgery tools to open a body up too and a table for the body as I cut it open later on.
buy a gun too, preferably one from the black market Over the counter so to speak so unregistered.
Then I'd buy a plastic space suit and a Portable oxygen tank for it
fill it up with oxygen, Start starving my pigs for 3 days
wait outside the marks place, suit up in it and break into their home and shoot them.
retrieve the shell casing for the bullet, Use the Axe to chop the body up in 6 pieces, then drive it to my place, pull the bullet out of the body, dump the gun into the foundry along with the bullet, the bullet casing and any Fragments from the scene and make Jewelry out of the Weapon, Finally I'd pry their teeth out and grind them, Finally I'd go feed the body to the pigs.
No body, No way to Examine the bullet or the gun because they'd be reforged, so No weapon, The jewelry made from them now around my lovers neck and finally no HAIR or finger prints left behind because of the space suit.
No investigation possible.
and yet. this whole plan. while you'd get away with murder, I can't even see myself swinging that fucking axe that long.
So, Relax, because they only way I'd kill you, is if I was damn certain No one could ever hold me to account for it.
and as it turns out Sabotaging Forensic scientist is easier to imagine doing than it is to actually do, Sounds like a lot of work, and Fuck that.
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nothing if not strategic and methodological so I do know how I'd beat the Forensic scientist and everything, but It's so much trouble and requires doing a lot of things I'm not willing to do.
So the thing about me is I'd never do a crime if I had to do the time. In other words. if I didn't have an extremely cunning plan to get away with it.
And while I know how I'd get away with murder the extremes I'd have to go to are just not me, I like living in the city I like being across the street from a full service grocery , prefer city life to the country side, urbanist to the bone.
So here's the thing, I'm lazy. Can't really see myself getting the axe to chop the body up into six parts. But here's how I'd do it.
I'd build a small scale Metal Foundry.
Move out to the country, buy a farm. start raising pigs.
Buy a big axe
Buy a bunch of surgery tools to open a body up too and a table for the body as I cut it open later on.
buy a gun too, preferably one from the black market Over the counter so to speak so unregistered.
Then I'd buy a plastic space suit and a Portable oxygen tank for it
fill it up with oxygen, Start starving my pigs for 3 days
wait outside the marks place, suit up in it and break into their home and shoot them.
retrieve the shell casing for the bullet, Use the Axe to chop the body up in 6 pieces, then drive it to my place, pull the bullet out of the body, dump the gun into the foundry along with the bullet, the bullet casing and any Fragments from the scene and make Jewelry out of the Weapon, Finally I'd pry their teeth out and grind them, Finally I'd go feed the body to the pigs.
No body, No way to Examine the bullet or the gun because they'd be reforged, so No weapon, The jewelry made from them now around my lovers neck and finally no HAIR or finger prints left behind because of the space suit.
No investigation possible.
and yet. this whole plan. while you'd get away with murder, I can't even see myself swinging that fucking axe that long.
So, Relax, because they only way I'd kill you, is if I was damn certain No one could ever hold me to account for it.
and as it turns out Sabotaging Forensic scientist is easier to imagine doing than it is to actually do, Sounds like a lot of work, and Fuck that.
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