Oldest message in SW

I delete all mine. Empty the archive.

Can i cut your hair ?? Jeez surprized i came back after that 🤭

[i][c=BF0080]”Hi”[/c][/i]

The oldest one I've kept I am not going to share it's personal between me and another user and is very heartfelt

"I’m your first friend?!! Are you new? Are you a serial killer??"

Some messages just touch one's heart.

Ok I'm watching television. Its gotten quite dull. I'm sick of the news. I cook a dinner every night.

“Your Prodigy address is no longer recognized by the system. Please update your email.”

I wasn't here five minutes and got a PM.
I thought it was the admins with the obligatory "Welcome" message that most forums send out.

But no, it was some guy wanting me to give him jack-off instructions.

I didn't save it or anything. It just made me wonder, do some people get notification that there is a new person and we better go sexually harass them?

Already deleted the old messages

From my first account

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https://similarworlds.com/groups/new-sw-members/120045-Hello-this-place-looks-familiar

“Who were you?”

Thee Oldest from Aug 2016...I miss TCL


TheeChurchLady · F
click on it

fun4us2b · M
What is that? I can't tell...🤔

TheeChurchLady · F
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The title of my oldest post is: I Shall Crossdress More Often (February 2019, https://similarworlds.com/lgbtq/cross-dressing/2485027-I-still-have-grown-children-living-at-home-so-I)

No idea what my oldest reply might be, I clicked next as far as page 50 and only got back two months, can't be bothered to go any further!

The day i signed up I got a message that said "truth or dare" from a random person. Makes me wonder why I'm still here lol

[quote]is that a dodge viper?[/quote]
Was the oldest message in the last message in my inbox.

This is what the archive says

"Hey"

Nothing I have none

Lessee
Oldest one I sent
[quote]Hi. (I just saw this message now). Oh well.[/quote] (4 years ago)

😐

It says “Hi” twice because I didn’t reply lol

Go away.