My friend sends me confusing messages.

Hes a man of course hes confusing 😏😂

We can be overly polite to the point that you never know what we're actually thinking...

Schooling in Canada only goes to 4th grade, and most Canadians are actually apes, so, no

I have a few Canadian friends. Most times I tend to understand them just fine.
But there are those times where a turn of phrase or some colloquial peculiarity leaves me perturbed and questioning the words I've read,

In Massachusetts we call it "The Canadien Conundrum"

Go Bruins !

I am Canadian and I have never confused anyone with my writing! Watch it!

Canadians are ridiculously confusing 🤦‍♀️

Eh

most flunked kinder garden

"He sounds like a 'Murican, but he puts all these "u"s in words that don't got 'em...."

Was he French 🤔

Well he’s a man so he’s got that going against him too