Well, there ain't no drama like Facebook drama.

So the other day, it was brought to my attention that there's this dirtbag calling himself Mike Malone. My boy is in Portland, apparently, and he likes to post hate videos about how all quееr people are possessed or whatever.

So I messaged the guy. Kind of came in hot, but whatever. He deserved it, because he kept laugh reacting to my most recent statuses.

So I was like:


That little punk shared this:
Absolute AI cringe video, and he didn't even change out the default Grok male voice. He just let the robot sing for him.

I repeated what I considered to be a very reasonable request:

Now, before I continue, I should mention that over on Facebook, I present as Carden Blackthorne. He's an original character that I created, and also an alter, so I feel pretty protective of him. Here's some pictures of him I've used as profile pics in the past:

That being said, I suppose it shouldn't have come as a surprise when this clown decided to steal my original character from my Facebook profile and create this
At first I was livid:

So what does he tell me?


I thought nothing of it after that, figuring he was silent because he had given up on trying to prove what a stand-up guy he was.

Then he sent me another video, and I replied:

His response:

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/19SmhR82fh/

The full version of his video, with this clip in it:


I didn't realize what it was at first, because I don't click on his slop.

So now I was furious. I went and composed something and pasted it:

His response?

That's when he blocked me. But honestly, once I calmed down, that fit he put my profile character in is pretty fire. So I ran it through the old robot to improve it, and I came up with this:

Which I'm now using for my profile picture.