I Want To Be A Voyeur At The EP Hotel

Hi, this is Ambrose, CEO of your favorite "clothing optional" hotel. I want you to know that we have heard your suggestions and are hard at work to renovate the entire hotel from top to bottom!!! Here is a photo of our progress so far on the ceilings in each Voyeur Suite:


"Morning Wood" will be the order of the day as you relax in the ambience of your suite. The chandeliers hang as provocatively as nipple piercings would on your beautiful companion. This sexy interior will surely provide much inspiration and stimulation for either gender. We recognize that our female guests might be inclined to catch a chill from the realism, and high-beams will definitely become illuminated. For this reason we are also making electric sheets and blankets to be standard equipment in all Voyeur Suites.

We hope you are as happy as we with our renovation progress!!! Keep your suggestions cumming!!!!

Very truly yours,

Ambrose,

Chief Executive Ogler
EP Voyeur Hotel