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I Want An Ep Church

*bows head and prays over lunch*

Holy similar worlds, savior of the ep community, thank you for another day of mindless posting. Please lead us into friendships and deliver us from catfish and trolls. Help us be forgiven for our annoying posts as we forgive those who annoy us. For thine is the kindgom, and the glory, for as long as the domian exists. Amen.

Anyone else care to join in prayer?
Ep allie, SW, and the holy spirit AMEN
Serenitree · F
Nope nope nope. The water under the pipe is his pond. He likes clean water. I'm going out to buy him a large mixing bowl, and some water lilies. He deserves something nice after people polluted his pond. I'll put the bowl under the pipe and that shall be his new pond.
Furiousfrog · 31-35, M
To missing: because humans have constantly forced my out of my ponds by poluting and intoxicated them with nuclear waste! Nuclear waste that has altered my DNA and given me the ability to use technology and become self aware!
Serenitree · F
Thanks, quietOne. What a nice thing to say. I do tend to get silly at times, and Sadwithasmile is the perfect playmate when I do. He's always willing to get silly with me. It makes for a fun conversation.
Furiousfrog · 31-35, M
I hated that skunk.that sent a really bad message to young boys. I blame him for guys chasing after girls with dick pics.
Sadwithasmile · 22-25, M
I'm not into frogs Hun. However I have seen ur willy. But I'd like a frog companion in my journeys through the city.
Serenitree · F
Ladle would be cleaner.
Clairebare · 26-30, F
You'd think with technology and self-awareness a little sanitization would follow. Then again... I've read some of the posts on SW. Never mind....
Furiousfrog · 31-35, M
Lol, I'm sorry, I was just making a bad joke sad.

Quiet, sadwithasmile says hi

Tree, you are always enjoyable
Serenitree · F
I shall do that. Thanks for the suggestion. You're very thoughtful, when you try.
Serenitree · F
Well, this is anything but mindless. Some thought went into it. Cute. I love it.
Clairebare · 26-30, F
I thought frogs had really sticky fingers. Doesn't that make typing a pain?
Sadwithasmile · 22-25, M
Thank you my dear, that really made me smile. I do enjoy talking to you a lot too. : )
Serenitree · F
Sad, quietOne is the one who was enjoying our silly conversation.
Clairebare · 26-30, F
Pepe? Pew? no no no. Not Pew. Le Pew. Pepe Le Pew!
Clairebare · 26-30, F
QuietOne...you're mixing up your cartoons. :D
Furiousfrog · 31-35, M
Sad, he just asked me to come on his shoulder.
Serenitree · F
QuietOne, that would be weird. He's quite friendly.
SW-User
(((hugssss)))) *tries not to squish froggy
Sadwithasmile · 22-25, M
Oh trust me, today hasn't been my day.
Serenitree · F
Thanks Froggy, so are you.
Serenitree · F
Okay, carefully, group hug.
SW-User
Why are you furious?
Serenitree · F
Paddle? Or ladle?
SW-User
*giggles* too funny
Clairebare · 26-30, F
AMEN, BROTHER!!!
SW-User
Silly is FUN!
Furiousfrog · 31-35, M
Pepe?? Wtf?
[c=#BF0080]Lmao![/c]
Sadwithasmile · 22-25, M
The water pipe is his pond.. Mixed with my urine as well as his. This is a frog we're talking about it's not like queen Victoria is bathing in a pond.
Sadwithasmile · 22-25, M
Alright, make sure to buy him a tiny boat and a water bed. He is rather nice sleeping companion when he doesn't make that awful noise of his.
Furiousfrog · 31-35, M
Would you be furious if I pissed in your house?

Honestly I don't really care I pee in it all the time. It isn't like we have a working bathroom here yet.
Serenitree · F
I know, and he's living under a pipe because his pond is polluted. He obviously likes clean water. A ladle would be cleaner.
Sadwithasmile · 22-25, M
I wouldn't mind at all If u did.... I know this place is a dump. I have a leaking the water pipe over me head.
Furiousfrog · 31-35, M
Ya, I live in the paddle under that pipe. I call it my pond.
SW-User
...the ability to use technology and become self aware...hhmm...🤔
Furiousfrog · 31-35, M
I don't know where you are going with this.
SW-User
Lol I thought you were waiting for your princess 😹
Sadwithasmile · 22-25, M
Tell him/her I said hi.. Why did that person block me?
Sadwithasmile · 22-25, M
Yes but this is a frog we are talking about.
Sadwithasmile · 22-25, M
Come onto my shoulder mr frog, *scratchs ur head*
Sadwithasmile · 22-25, M
Would u be furious if I pissed in ur pond ?
SW-User
Omg Serenitree you are so cute. That's so sweet!
SW-User
Who are you talking to froggy?
SW-User
So the skunk is like the SW devil?
Billy maddison did that too!
SW-User
I figured it out...alls good
Sadwithasmile · 22-25, M
0-0 am I missing something?
Furiousfrog · 31-35, M
Wait, what awful noise do I make?

 
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