Why I Might be Neurotic//trust issues edition

So I'm about six and have just learned to control my bike with helmet
In an act of bravado,ill considered..I went to go over the curb..and went tail light over handlebars and landed on my head
Right in front of my dad who was bent over laughing..no solicitous you okay just gales of laughter

House,MD was right..trust no one😠💀