Is it a joke or do some Americans really think the superbowl is the world’s biggest sporting event? Because that’s hilarious.

Oi, mate, don’t be daft — the World Cup’s miles better than that Super Bowl malarkey. You lot get all excited over four hours of adverts, lukewarm nachos, and blokes in shoulder pads stoppin’ every twelve seconds. Meanwhile, we’ve got thirty‑two nations goin’ full tilt for a month straight, proper limbs flyin’ when someone bangs one in from thirty yards. It’s the beautiful game, innit. Not whatever that padded‑up rugby cosplay is you’re watchin’. Sort yourself out, yeah?