Me and the Chiefs
When I was little I liked the Chiefs because I had some second cousins who lived in Kansas City and were Chiefs fans and they bought me a Chiefs shirt. Besides, Missouri teams never won championships back then and the Rams were total garbage in the 90’s; however, they always broke my heart, choking in the playoffs.
Now I’m older I’ve become loyal to St. Louis sports teams. The Rams have moved to LA, which sucks, but I still hate Kansas City teams because I’m loyal to St. Louis and hating KC is part of loving STL. So now that I hate them the Chiefs are unstoppable, and everyone in my godforsaken central Missouri town has heartily jumped on the Chiefs bandwagon. I honestly bet they’ll never fail to win another Super Bowl as long as I live because the sports gods hate me with such a burning passion. I am so sick of them, I do not want to go to work tomorrow and see everyone so excited about the Chiefs going to the Super Bowl again with a chance (that I know will ultimately be realized) to be the first NFL team ever to threepeat.
True story. So that’s the latest thorn up my ass this shitty month.
Now I’m older I’ve become loyal to St. Louis sports teams. The Rams have moved to LA, which sucks, but I still hate Kansas City teams because I’m loyal to St. Louis and hating KC is part of loving STL. So now that I hate them the Chiefs are unstoppable, and everyone in my godforsaken central Missouri town has heartily jumped on the Chiefs bandwagon. I honestly bet they’ll never fail to win another Super Bowl as long as I live because the sports gods hate me with such a burning passion. I am so sick of them, I do not want to go to work tomorrow and see everyone so excited about the Chiefs going to the Super Bowl again with a chance (that I know will ultimately be realized) to be the first NFL team ever to threepeat.
True story. So that’s the latest thorn up my ass this shitty month.
