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QueenOfTheNerds · 41-45, F
Undressed and ran through a mud pit. 😳
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WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
So many things
The worst was probably a year before my first pregnancy, I drove my car into a tree
The worst was probably a year before my first pregnancy, I drove my car into a tree
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
@WaryWitchWandering not on purpose I trust.
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I think it’s better if you ask if I ever did anything smart while drunk lol
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@SW-User did you ?
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@SW-User def not
Lostpoet · M
I puked on a girl holding her little dog in the passenger seat of a car and then i borrowed the clothes of a heavy set gay man and stripped naked in front of everyone on a hillside. Puked in a coed toilet where an elderly lady asked me if i was ok and i told her i'm ok i just ate a big meal for some reason. the rest kinda went blank after that.
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@Lostpoet 😅🤣
Lostpoet · M
@SW-User 🤔crazy times. i almost miss them.
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@Lostpoet same. I dont know how I surived though
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
Accidentally sent a dick pic to someone.🤦♂️
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@thepreposterouspanda nooooo 😔
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
@SW-User Yup yup. Another friend was there with them too and it ended up destroying the friendship.
One of the many reasons I don't drink anymore. :)
One of the many reasons I don't drink anymore. :)
VTDestiny · 22-25, M
I've never been drunk before, I don't drink alcohol. It's a conscious choice since I know WAY too many alcoholics.
Anyway, I don't consider that stupid. Though that might be because I'm the only nudist in my family so I'm essentially naked in front of my clothed family members all the time.
Anyway, I don't consider that stupid. Though that might be because I'm the only nudist in my family so I'm essentially naked in front of my clothed family members all the time.
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@VTDestiny I very rarely drink alochol these days
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
I had scheduled a consult with an ENT doc to look at my tonsils for a possible tonsillectomy 3 months prior and was still drunk from the night before. I was so embarrassed. The room was spinning and I'm positive I reaked of booze. Not my proudest moment.
i was doing a forward flip over a palm support to check how drunk I was.
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it's not as dangerous as it sounds
it's not as dangerous as it sounds
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@fakable did it hurt ?
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i didn't usually fall down. a couple of times i just sat on my butt. it didn't hurt. it was fun.
i didn't usually fall down. a couple of times i just sat on my butt. it didn't hurt. it was fun.
gdon39 · 46-50, M
I love your story. I’m much like you, a little booze and I’m naked and probably hard. Lol
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@gdon39 being drunk makes me horny too
gdon39 · 46-50, M
Let’s do something about it. @SW-User
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
I don't even know.. so many things come to mind it leaves me not knowing what's even worth saying 😂
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broke my collarbone
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@SW-User fell off of a wall
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@SW-User how long did it take to fully heal ? Did you feel it ? I know when drunk you dont always feel pain
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@SW-User it took about 3 months it was a really bad break
oh i felt it and heard the crack
oh i felt it and heard the crack
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
No one took a photo?
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
@SW-User oh, that hardly counts, unless you were close to legal age and well developed.
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@samueltyler2 I was 16. First time proper drunk. It was the dumbest time. The others were in public and running away from police when I was 19. 🥲
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
@SW-User from police? Tell us more.
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
Drove home.
The next day I had no memory of the drive.
The next day I had no memory of the drive.
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@JoyfulSilence i know what you mean. I did that several times.
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
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I am glad I did not hurt anybody.
It was mostly on a multi-lane highway late at night, so light traffic and smooth driving.
I do recall stopping at a rest stop and taking a nap, before continuing. But the rest of the drive was a blank.
I am glad I did not hurt anybody.
It was mostly on a multi-lane highway late at night, so light traffic and smooth driving.
I do recall stopping at a rest stop and taking a nap, before continuing. But the rest of the drive was a blank.
TheFragile · 46-50, M
Got a DUI when I was 18.
Men who took advantage of my vulnerability
Amylynne · 26-30, F
i love that you use the word
Whilst
Whilst
redback · 51-55, M
I’m not always drunk for that
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@SW-User so did you go to jail then ?