The dangers of being drunk

I make an ass of myself on the internet
I want to eat every food ever
I wanna slap my ex with cold oatmeal

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Sounds about right to me

caccoon · 36-40

@SlippingAway what about the RAGE behind the oatmeal? 🤣 I'd never wanna really do it but it's just anger

@caccoon I say you freeze it first for better effect

caccoon · 36-40

@SlippingAway I was thinking let it sit out to rot 🤣

@caccoon let it get real slimy

caccoon · 36-40