The dangers of being drunk

I make an ass of myself on the internet
I want to eat every food ever
I wanna slap my ex with cold oatmeal

So you were a hungry angry drunk? Ive never been drunk yet.. i drank a whole case of beer tho but over the course of months..

caccoon · 36-40

@SStarfish yeah, that's me. Hungry and angry.

Better to not be drunk. I'm addicted to it

SStarfish ·

Oh.. maybe if you were less hungry you would be less angry? Have a snickers or something? @caccoon

Sounds about right to me

caccoon · 36-40

@SlippingAway I was thinking let it sit out to rot 🤣

@caccoon let it get real slimy

caccoon · 36-40

SW-User

That ex you had here?

caccoon · 36-40

@SW-User nooooooo, we had issues but it was mostly me I think. He's a good person for real

SW-User

@caccoon I'm glad you ended in good terms, that's rare

caccoon · 36-40

@SW-User it was sad. He is sweet. I am cruel. But it seems he's very happy now so I'm glad for him 💙 and his mum is a literal angel

Unlearn · 41-45, M

Lol...we tend to over share when drunk 😀

caccoon · 36-40

@Unlearn UHM I always overshare so

Unlearn · 41-45, M

@caccoon I was a little high yesterday. So I can relate 😀

DDonde · 31-35, M

Relatable. Except the oatmeal

caccoon · 36-40

@DDonde oatmeal is great

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