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BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
With a man: tell him he's a better lover than his dad.
SW-User
@BarbossasHusband Ouch!
Pretzel · 61-69, M
@BarbossasHusband or that his dad is better than he is!
BackyardShaman · 61-69, M
Don’t operate chain saw while on LSD
SW-User
@BackyardShaman Now you tell me 🤕
Pretzel · 61-69, M
@SW-User is that why they call you "lefty"?
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
I'll never use a scythe for cutting my toenails 🦶
Pretzel · 61-69, M
@SunshineGirl well not when you can use a chain sa....
oh add using a chainsaw for cutting your toenails.
oh add using a chainsaw for cutting your toenails.