
SW-User
With a man: tell him he's a better lover than his dad.

SW-User
@SW-User Ouch!
Pretzel · 70-79, M
@SW-User or that his dad is better than he is!
BackyardShaman · 61-69, M
Don’t operate chain saw while on LSD

SW-User
@BackyardShaman Now you tell me 🤕
Pretzel · 70-79, M
@SW-User is that why they call you "lefty"?
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
I'll never use a scythe for cutting my toenails 🦶
Pretzel · 70-79, M
@SunshineGirl well not when you can use a chain sa....
oh add using a chainsaw for cutting your toenails.
oh add using a chainsaw for cutting your toenails.