Yesterday was rough, people!

I had a peanut butter sandwich for breakfast and Taco Bell for lunch and by the time I got home I had a fart stuck to the roof of my ass 😫

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HijabaDabbaDoo · F

Knowing the exact placement of your fart makes me feel like we've bonded way faster than I signed up for

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@HijabaDabbaDoo The fact that you know what im talkimg about is delightfully concerning! Welcome aboard 🤝

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

You think thats bad? Last week I had finished running three miles with half a mile left when I suddenly really needed to poop. I couldn’t run because it was so bad so I had to shuffle walk half a mile back to my apartment. I barely made it back in time.

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@Captainjackass There is nothing worse than the shit shuffle 😬

mindstruggle · F

Was it only a fart tho?

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mindstruggle · F

@GnomeyGee

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@mindstruggle

mindstruggle · F

@GnomeyGee
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