"God I want you right now."

- I legit do not care
- I have told you many times to get a new schtick
- I have had a full hysterectomy
- Sounds like a personal problem
- Your lust problem is a chink in your armor and a personal failing
- Please keep it to yourself next time
- Don't take the Lord's name in vain
- What kind of satisfaction do you think I get ONLINE
- I am so over men right now
- Where has that thing BEEN anyway
- This is NOT a humble brag. It is a LEGIT frustration, warning, and public shaming *since nothing else seems to work*