I'm Still a Virgin, But Dont Want to Be

This is the literal...worst... I stay at home where there’s no room, which means living room for me. Which means I don’t even get to ‘self-love’ properly. And my home town sucks because there’s no men of quality here so no dating... I’M SO PENT UP I CAN FEEL IT IN MY EYES. I’m too old to be a virgin, this is not for the faint of heart 😂