I'm Still a Virgin, But Dont Want to Be

This is the literal...worst... I stay at home where there’s no room, which means living room for me. Which means I don’t even get to ‘self-love’ properly. And my home town sucks because there’s no men of quality here so no dating... I’M SO PENT UP I CAN FEEL IT IN MY EYES. I’m too old to be a virgin, this is not for the faint of heart 😂

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xSharp · 31-35, M

then choose a price and advertise it, you can make billions off rich old fools, and its perfectly acceptable nowadays

google it

plutodarling · 31-35, F

😒 naaaah @xSharp

xSharp · 31-35, M

@plutodarling but you wanna be rich dontcha? lol a life time of never having to work for only one session of sexytimes! you would be the envy of every pornstar and hooker in the entire world..

plutodarling · 31-35, F

can’t exaclty put that as income on taxes. definitely not on my linkedin resume 😬 @xSharp

xSharp · 31-35, M

@plutodarling my point being you wont need a resume ever again.. lol

and taxes dont apply in international waters, at least i dont think they do

plutodarling · 31-35, F

no go, my dude haha. but interesting idea @xSharp

xSharp · 31-35, M

@plutodarling it has been done by many ppl now lol

plutodarling · 31-35, F

i'm sure it has @xSharp