Will you set me up with your dad?

My Dad is long gone....I'm 70 years old myself.

Probably not you seem like a good person and I wouldn't want to do that to you.

Sure. I try to set him up with everyone.

Yeah. Will you adopt me if you guys get married?

Sure... if you don't mind being his punching bag.

He was (and likely still is) physically abusive - especially towards women and children.

No, I wouldn't torture you like that.

Even if he was alive I wouldn't do that to anyone

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He's dead so probably not a good idea