the other day i bought a dozen of eggs , the next day i go to the fridge to have some and therre's only 4 eggs left

and i'm like wtf ! . so i ask the other people that were there at the time a man and his 2 sons , did you guys eat my eggs ? , oh no they said , but that's gotta be a lie , there is only us that live there , its highly unlikely that someone broke in and took 8 eggs outta the carton , its just stupid

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cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

My sister moved into a duplex with 2 other women a few years ago. She doesn’t have a car so when she’d get a ride she would stock up on groceries. She bought a 60-pack carton of eggs. There were nearly 4 dozen of them left in the carton when she had last used them. Then went to cook some eggs one morning and they were gone. She was livid. She accused one woman who ended up moving out and wouldn’t look her in the eyes. She must have boiled them and took them to work with her for free lunches or something.

FurryFace · 61-69, M

@cherokeepatti it gets weirder , the next day i look in the fridge and there's another full carton of eggs there , with my initials on it , wtf ! why didn't i see that before ? , i dunno

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

@FurryFace do you initial all of the food you place in that refrigerator?

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

Would a carton of eggs freeze if they were on your windowsill or maybe sit them near your window if it’s really cold?

FurryFace · 61-69, M

@cherokeepatti nope not yet , and i can close the window too with the eggs in a 1/2 carton on the window sill and they're fine for a couple of days

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

Unfortunately some like to be literal in their deceitfulness. You said:

[quote]did you guys [u][b][c=000000]eat[/c][/b][/u] my eggs.[/quote]

When you should have said: did you "[u]take[/u]" my eggs.