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SW-User
Much better than long boobs and no hair. Go for it. U_U
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@SW-User that sounds hot though
SW-User
@HannibalAteMeOut that's it, I'm shaving my head
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@SW-User be the yin to my yang
Ducky · 31-35, F
You'd make an excellent Vampira! Just saying. 🧛♀️
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@Ducky I'm honoured 😌
Ducky · 31-35, F
@HannibalAteMeOut In your case, you could Greek it up and say you're a vrykolakas.
calicuz · 56-60, M
I was going to comment something witty, but I lost my train of thought.
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@calicuz hard to outwit me
calicuz · 56-60, M
@HannibalAteMeOut
Not when you're talking about bikinis and long hair. Kinda makes it hard to focus. 😅
Not when you're talking about bikinis and long hair. Kinda makes it hard to focus. 😅
Spumoni · 46-50, M
Don't eat the berries
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@Spumoni me and not eating is a paradox
Spumoni · 46-50, M
@HannibalAteMeOut Then you shall fish off the beach in your hair bikini.
Baconrind · 36-40, M
I worked with a guy once who, when asked by a foreigner what masturbation means, broke into a story about how all of his friends once put on the blue lagoon and began masturbating to it. It became a running joke. The moral of his story is... well his wife ended up cheating on him and he died...
deadgerbil · 26-30
Subby films
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@deadgerbil I've come across this film without wanting to one too many times
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
Nice
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
I hate to repeat this as it's cliché by now...but
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
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HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@basilfawlty89 🔪 your 🔵🔵
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
@HannibalAteMeOut my bubbles?
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@basilfawlty89 close
InOtterWords · F
Brooke Shields?
There is some serious dodgy stuff that happened to her as a kid
There is some serious dodgy stuff that happened to her as a kid
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@InOtterWords yes, I think I read about it somewhere
Ferric67 · M
@InOtterWords Brooke and her husband are top notch classy people. Someone I know randomly ran into them at a bar and chatted them up. Brooke and her husband ended up buy them their drinks.
InOtterWords · F
@Ferric67 i don't doubt it, but the stuff that happened to her as a kid was seriously wrong
SW-User
Just change your top in the water. End of problem. Unless there is a titty shark, then you're fucked 🦈
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@SW-User but I've already rinsed off the salt and I need a dry one 🙄 your AI is not working
SW-User
I want to see this 🤭
Boobs don't make you beautiful
Boobs don't make you beautiful