Lmao... the things you find on Etsy these days... what the heck? 😂

@HootyTheNightOwl since when are calves a violation of your innocence? 🙄

@NerdyPotato @HootyTheNightOwl CALVES

@NerdyPotato Those were not baby cows... 🙈🙈🙈

@Elessar Wow... Imagine what things would've been like if they had the internet back then 😂

@Fishy Review: 5/5 OMG this guy's sweat/dirt mix is SO GOOD! Perfect balance of saltiness and aroma, I spread it on my husband's saggy body as if it was butter and imagine this old elephant to be a vigorous, 30 years old gladiator under the sheets

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@empanadas It aint just Etsy tho 😂