Whenever I stop by the grocery store for vegetables I always pick up a jar of vasoline too

my market has a display of KY-Jelly next to the cucumbers

And the vaseline will make you look normal? 🤭

Glad I'm not the only who does that

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You walk up to your wife with the jar and a tiny pineapple, and she raises an eyebrow and says “No, a big one!”

Don’t forget the condoms. Can never be too careful when dealing with vegetables

I'm betting people's first thought is not vegan 🤔🤔

How many jars of Vaseline are you up to now 🤣