That's it. I'm drinking tonight

Had to go clothes shopping to find a shirt for the wedding on saturday. With my mom calling every 5 minutes saying things like "how about a tunika? Or a blouse? Why can't you just wear a dress?" and so on and so on. She doesn't know I identify as a man, sure, but she knows how much I hate girly clothes..

The final straw was when one of the shop ladies told me "just wear a dress. It's easier" and when I told her I'm not a dress person she ignored me and kept showing me blazers and such that I could put on over a dress...

Listen to the customers preferences, please.


Anyway, I'm drinking. Not bc I'm upset, but bc I deserve a treat for not killing anyone today