My butthole is too tight

that hole is made for extract not insert. keep in mind and will be everything's OK 😇

What made you reach this conclusion though? 🤔

Tighter the better! Must feel amazing

Too tight for what?

Never

😆 okay now... simmer down

It's not that hard to stretch it open. You just have to be willing & relaxed.

Oh no, I can take a lot up there. Trust me, I know

Based on what, please let us all know

Too much information maybe 🤔

What makes you say that?

What does this mean 😂😂😂

For what?

Couldn’t push a pin up there with a jackhammer…

What

When you fart, does it whistle Yankee Doodle?

How do you figure?

🥴

Can't seem to shit right?