My butthole is too tight

that hole is made for extract not insert. keep in mind and will be everything's OK 😇

Tighter the better! Must feel amazing

What made you reach this conclusion though? 🤔

Too tight for what?

😆 okay now... simmer down

Never

It's not that hard to stretch it open. You just have to be willing & relaxed.

Oh no, I can take a lot up there. Trust me, I know

When you fart, does it whistle Yankee Doodle?

Couldn’t push a pin up there with a jackhammer…

Based on what, please let us all know

Can't seem to shit right?

Too much information maybe 🤔

What does this mean 😂😂😂

What makes you say that?

For what?

What

How do you figure?

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