Note to self:

feet backwards is teef so i can see how you made this particular error

And perfume doesn’t make good deodorant. Not that I’ve done it. 😊

I too often put my foot in my mouth, but this is priceless. 😄

And I found that foot cream does not work as toothpaste.

UGH !

Urea tastes TERRIBLE ! 😫

But you will have squeaky clean sweet smelling tootsies! 🤣

Butt cream should not be used as toothpaste