Real life scenarios.

So your driving down the road when gun shots hit your vehicle. One passenger is hit and hes bleeding. You stop the vehicle and notice a tornado aproaching from the east. Hungry bears catch the sent of the blood and theres whipped cream all over your face. What do you do?

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AlchemyFox · 36-40, F

I'd wait for just the right moment as the bears and tornados approach, then step on it so they collide with each other. I'd scoop the whip cream off my face and give it to the bleeding guy, he needs the sugar. Rush him to the hospital and probably get locked up for bringing in a gunshot victim and telling the staff about rabid bears and tornados. Spend the rest of my life in a padded room where nobody, no bears, no tornados come near me again.