My weekend alone

It was weird. The first time in 20 years i woke up alone. No wife no kids no one but me so i decided to do things i could never do with them around.
First i didn't shower or get dressed. (You never know who might stop by)

I ordered take out Chinese food. (They all hate Chinese food )
I watched football all day. (One game is enough)
I smoked 3 amazing cigars on my couch. (Never allowed to smoke in my house)
I sipped on whiskey all day. ( Day drinking is a no no)
I enjoyed a few gummies as well. (Not allowed ever)
Im not going to lie it felt pretty damn good too