Piss me off and I'll pour glitter into your laundry detergent...
Every shirt.
Every hoodie.
Every pair of socks.
Every towel. Every fucking load.
Years from now, when you think you've finally gotten rid of it, the sun will hit your sleeve at just the right angle, and there it will be.
Shimmering like the pettiest freaking twinkle you've ever seen.
So bright, you'll be twinkling in the afterlife.
Every hoodie.
Every pair of socks.
Every towel. Every fucking load.
Years from now, when you think you've finally gotten rid of it, the sun will hit your sleeve at just the right angle, and there it will be.
Shimmering like the pettiest freaking twinkle you've ever seen.
So bright, you'll be twinkling in the afterlife.
