mindstruggle · 31-35, F
That was cute. Sit down!
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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle well I didn’t think of that
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard
Don't be sarcastic 😒
Don't be sarcastic 😒
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle it’s the truth 😒
SaorUladh · 31-35, M
You are being disbarred because it's hurting my neck too much to keep reaching all the way down there to see you.
Please leave the court immediately.
Please leave the court immediately.
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@SaorUladh who said I’m a maple humper? 🙄
SaorUladh · 31-35, M
@ShepherdBard
Pfft. You're all Canadians really. You just happen to live in what will someday be known as South Canada.
Pfft. You're all Canadians really. You just happen to live in what will someday be known as South Canada.
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@SaorUladh the 11th province
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
Yes, my honor
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@deadgerbil and you can cut the sarcastic bit 🙄
YoMomma · 41-45
I have questions tho 😳
YoMomma · 41-45
@ShepherdBard i forgot ☹
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@YoMomma if you think of it let us know 😒
YoMomma · 41-45
@ShepherdBard yay ok ☺
Onryo · 22-25, FNew
I object
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Onryo too late
tobynshorty · 51-55, F
I’m ready to pay my fine and a little extra for the judge 🧑⚖ 💵💵💵💵
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@tobynshorty bribes won’t get you anywhere in this court!
tobynshorty · 51-55, F
@ShepherdBard how about a new 🚙?
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@tobynshorty 👀👀👀
And with that, I have decided to find you guilty as charged.
Come back in two weeks where Judge @mindstruggle will determine what punishment fits your crime.
Come back in two weeks where Judge @mindstruggle will determine what punishment fits your crime.
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
Lilymoon · F
Honor this 🙄
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Lilymoon I’d honor a new attitude
CactusJackManson · 51-55, M
You didn't present a very robust defense of your client, counselor. Do you believe him to be guilty?
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@CactusJackManson well between you and me …
Really? Mais alors what shall we do now?
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Leave my courtroom at once
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard it's an unwritten one you don't disrespect the judge in her courtroom
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Prettybratbi1tch you’re a tyrant
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard GUARDS THROW HIM IN JAIL NOW
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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@geoam1 I’m the lawyer!
Straylight · 31-35, F
Motion passes. From now on, the average hight will be considered 1.5 feet shorter than Bard.
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Straylight finally
@Straylight that means I’m like 3ft over the average 💀😂
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Squirrely 🙄
goliathtree · 56-60, M
you better not question my honor. I am as pure as the driven snow....
in Cleveland.
in Cleveland.
moooooooose · 46-50, M
But this is a McDonald’s
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
We the people find you Bard guilty on all counts.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
This court will take a forever recess.
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Degbeme yea yea you’re retired bla bla 😒
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Objection! I am questioning your sanity!
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@MarbleMarvel what’s there to question?!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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calicuz · 56-60, M
You want the truth.......... YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!! 😡
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M