I have no desire to attend the meeting later. How to escape? 😨

I’ll write you a note

Like so:

As it's online, just turn off your router, take a nap and later explain your internet connection want working.

In person or remote?

Two hours ago, is it over? 😬

Fake a stomach ailment, and hope your job will still be there when you "recover".

Resign? 🤔

Get an important call

Internet died. Nothing they can do about it :D

Catch Covid.

Set off a fire alarm.

Pretend to be sick . If you act well , surely can miss it ;)

Run away!

Your malaria is acting up?

Torch the place.

Have some water in your mouth and then pretend to have stomach pains. Pretend to throw up

Act sick

As unofficial security for SW, I must stress that the meeting is important for everyone's safety, to learn how to look out for the dangers, and how to swiftly bring it to our attention to fight it.

Edit: Yes, I have actually headed such meetings when I was active security.