Who else finds it exciting to not show their wives? 🤔

I like turtles

You are only allowed to show your wife if she looks like a shaved orangutang

I don't have a wife as well.
I'm glad you are made from 90% cotton and not polyester, so you are more breathable.

Just one more time and I promise I’ll stop.

I want her all to myself. Nobody but me gets to see her with any less than the maximum amount of clothes. I enjoy the thrill of the secret of her naked form.

It helps that she's not real