It would be nice if

It is the only useful part of a woman

I am an obstetrician and my first impulse was to give some medical advice.

Then I figured that's why I am not rich.

I was about to say Aww when suddenly I was like... Oh.. ok then
Very effective use of the element of surprise in your narrative.
I have to add that the use of "drooling snatch' is brilliant imagery as it is almost an assault on all five senses. Well done!!

Could be worse... next time you could be looking at her one eyed monster...

You can pretty much guarantee it isn't their wife or she has no knowledge that her creep of a husbsnd is sharing images of here.

Some things you can’t unsee

even if there was words,u not read,you be droolin too