I was buying some sparkling water and this man was hovering around me. I said, "what do you want?"

He said, "Anything." That actually made me laugh. Lol I think I have a better sense of humor w men when I have pepper spray.

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Younameit · F

He wanted a hug

Selah ·

@Younameit I'm fresh out

Men are so good with flattery

@EldritchFox Not all men. I compliment, and sometimes my compliments come off awkward or I'm taken as trying to be suave.

GoFish ·

lolz oh boy

11knaves11 · 46-50, M

Did you drop kick him?

AdmiralPrune · 46-50, M

Maybe you were in the way. He just wanted sparkling water too.

Did he have that far away look in his eyes and that squirrely nervous thing going on? bc if so. He was dead ass serious. lol.

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Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F

He wanted to hump you dear, but he was too shy to say it.

11knaves11 · 46-50, M

@Prettybratbi1tch he definitely a lurker

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