My coworker trying to be passive aggressive by putting a to do list on my chair

The way this made me cackle

you say thanks for the toilet paper

Have you been shirking your responsibilities? 🧐 😅

I say ok with a smile ...then don't do shit they tell me to do

See this is why I do massages. It's just me and the only other person is mostly naked and practically semi conscious. I don't get any passive aggressive to do lists, Id end up killing them lol 😂😂