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If you're walking on ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster, and your bicycle loses a sock, how much gravy will you need to repaint your hamster?
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GnomeyGee
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whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
Green
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
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RebelRaven · 51-55, F
4 oz
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@RebelRaven 37 frames per second
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HootyTheNightOwl
5 oranges
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@HootyTheNightOwl 14 sandwiches
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PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
Yellow squash
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@PerfectionOfTheHeart Doing what? 🤔
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PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@PerfectionOfTheHeart
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Jexie · 26-30, F
A bucketful
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@Jexie Monkey bread
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calicuz · 56-60, M
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@calicuz Beer batter
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BillyMack · 46-50, M
2 quarts and a yard
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@BillyMack My calculations came to cantaloupe covered rugs. I forgot to carry the bat.
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Pretzel · 70-79, M
what time zone are you in?
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@Pretzel The day after yesterday
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Pretzel · 70-79, M
@GnomeyGee dang!
If you had said the day before tomorrow I could have answered that
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@Pretzel Well shit. Back to the drawing board.
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Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@Prettybratbi1tch I prefer to raw dog my way through life. Keeps things interesting
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Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@GnomeyGee please don't raw dog anymore, the last thing we need is another you roaming around.
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@Prettybratbi1tch Goddamn ain't that the truth
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Smokey · 51-55, M
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Smokey · 51-55, M
@GnomeyGee smurf soup
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@Smokey Yesterdays transmission
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Smokey · 51-55, M
@GnomeyGee tomorrow's delivery
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