What is your best worst pick up line that would never get you laid but it's hilarious?

I know GnomeyGee. He taught me everything I know about women. He's a swell fella!

I’d take you to the movies but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks 😏

I'm a woman I don't have to say anything to get laid 😊

I don’t have any 🙁

I can feel it in my brain.

Need some help dude?

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

POW, WHACK, BAM, etc.

never have had ANY game

How does it feel to always be the best looking girl in your group of friends?

I just snap my fingers and point