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What is your best worst pick up line that would never get you laid but it's hilarious?

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hunkalove · 70-79, M
I know GnomeyGee. He taught me everything I know about women. He's a swell fella!
GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@hunkalove That definitely wouldn't work
Fairygirl19 · 31-35, F
I’d take you to the movies but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks 😏
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
I'm a woman I don't have to say anything to get laid 😊
Younameit · F
I don’t have any 🙁
GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@Younameit You can come up with one?
GunFinger · F
I can feel it in my brain.
Need some help dude?
GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@0uijaFinger Give it a minute!
@GnomeyGee
GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@0uijaFinger
badminton · 61-69, MVIP
"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

POW, WHACK, BAM, etc.
Pretzel · 70-79, M
never have had ANY game
Pretzel · 70-79, M
How does it feel to always be the best looking girl in your group of friends?
MasterLee · 56-60, M
I just snap my fingers and point
AwesomusPrime · 36-40, M
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@AwesomusPrime are you talking to me dear?
AwesomusPrime · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch You know it 😘

 
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