I don't know who needs to hear this but...

I got so high last night that when the cops pulled someone over on TV, I hid my stash under the couch

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FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M

Don't wanna 1 up you but I pushed the mute button and listened for the sirens outside to make sure. 👂

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@FloorGenAdm I live way out in the boonies and rarely hear sirens but when I do that flight instinct hits hard, especially when im higher than pterodactyl tits 🤣🤣🤣