So this just happened..

Went for a lunch time run at work. They have some one-person shower rooms in the basement that you need a key card to access. So I showered off afterwards but forgot to turn the deadbolt. (The key card is a false sense of security because of course other people in the buildings also have cards.). So I get out of the shower and am standing there bare-ass combing my hair when the door opens wide—then immediately slams shut again without a word. Someone in the bulding saw the full moon today! At least it wasn’t the full Monty… 🙄