The more you talk to some people the more you learn the better part of their gene pool ran down the crack of their mother's ass.

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CaptainBard · 36-40, M

First off, my moms name isn’t Gene and we didn’t even have a swimming pool so jokes on you

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@CaptainBard well it stops today. You're on notice for making too much noise

CaptainBard · 36-40, M

@deadgerbil *trips you and runs*

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@CaptainBard *lands in a cactus and can't move*

And ended up as a stain on the sheets 😂

SW-User

Or should of been swallowed

LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

I just look at so many people these days and think, "You were the fastest sperm cell?"

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