Pass me the duct tape please. This will just take a moment.

I need a waxing

For when you forget to shave and you want to wear your new bikini? Unleash the silver lightning!

Don’t tell me you don’t know how to party on the fourth! Where is your bikini?

My friend and coworker once taped me to my office chair. I wasn't always completely professional....

Well ‘that’s a wrap’!

Let me keep one hand to drink a beer...I'm cool wit it *twinkle twinkle*😝🍻

...not going ON...!

How about bubble wrap?

@MethDozer will be all over this

I already shaved

Hang on. I’ll get my stash from the garage

Hang on, I am not sure what you are after

Won’t hurt going on.

Coming off is another story. 😅

please make it hurt