You ain't gonna believe this....

I just happened to be out and thought I'd go in the neighborhood beer joint, and act like being retired is all that, of course if you are retired you know that's a lie. Anyway I'm about the middle of the bar and I thought I saw someone fall down and suddenly the bartender jumps over the bar and yells does anybody know CPR? And some guy on the end yells yeah I know the whole alphabet. Well everyone started laughing their ass off. Well except that one guy.