Today I accomplished absolutely nothing of importance, but in dramatic fashion!
I:
* tried to negotiate with my own lack of motivation (it won in a landslide)
* considered becoming a highly organized person for about 12 seconds, thought better of it
* aggressively rearranged my entire life plan in my head like it was a Netflix series
* laid down to rest immediately after that intense performance
* accidentally unlocked a new personality that runs on snacks and avoidance and bad decisions
At one point I opened my phone with purpose. I don’t remember what that purpose was, but I respect it.
Anyway, if anyone needs me I’ll be busy doing extremely urgent tasks like:
• staring into the fridge like it’s gonna do a magic trick and pull snacks out of a hat
• reorganizing thoughts that I will not be acting on ever
• walking into rooms and forgetting why I exist there or anywhere
Productivity will resume shortly (this is a lie I tell myself for morale).
* tried to negotiate with my own lack of motivation (it won in a landslide)
* considered becoming a highly organized person for about 12 seconds, thought better of it
* aggressively rearranged my entire life plan in my head like it was a Netflix series
* laid down to rest immediately after that intense performance
* accidentally unlocked a new personality that runs on snacks and avoidance and bad decisions
At one point I opened my phone with purpose. I don’t remember what that purpose was, but I respect it.
Anyway, if anyone needs me I’ll be busy doing extremely urgent tasks like:
• staring into the fridge like it’s gonna do a magic trick and pull snacks out of a hat
• reorganizing thoughts that I will not be acting on ever
• walking into rooms and forgetting why I exist there or anywhere
Productivity will resume shortly (this is a lie I tell myself for morale).
