Do you have long hair?

Hair is short, Already have the moustache.

Yes, I can even toss it over my shoulder like a regimental soldier.

I would do it and post a picture if I wasn't currently at work.

i used to.. i cut it off recently 🤐

What's weird is that there are several people actually doing this right now as we speak.. oh? Just me... ? Lol 😂

Yes