Matt85 · 36-40, M
yeah. im bald
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
@Matt85 i bet with a spedo and a little oive oil you could zip through the air. Maybe some cardboard wings and a big sling shot.
Matt85 · 36-40, M
@GuyWithOpinions im flattered that you want to fantasize about me like that 😌
Nah, I'm built for comfort not speed.
Gibbon · 70-79, M
As a canoe
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
@Gibbon a canoe in a tornado can really fly
Gibbon · 70-79, M
@GuyWithOpinions So can a truck bed liner in a derecho. This I beared witness too. It went between the house and my car standing on it's side. I have no idea whose truck it came out of or where it ended up crossing the street. There's a big field and it wasn't there. Neither is very aerodynamic. They just fly uncontrolled in the wind.