Give me ideas

I will be home alone next week. The whole week. No children. No wife.

What should I do?

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WillaKissing · 56-60, M

Drink beer eat pizza, leave the toilet seat up, leave dishes in the sink, leave your clothes laying all over the house, if you cook do not clean it up, walk around the house in your under ware scratching your Butt, bath when you want too, Put the TV on a sports channel and leave it there 27/7, go outside and pee in the yard when you want too, don't shave, Leave the cap off of the tooth paste, Put the toilet paper roll anywhere and any way you want it to be, but remember the day before they come home Shave and clean the entire house!

Enjoy