Give me ideas

Put on a good movie 🎥

Anything that brings back good memories- something you haven’t seen in a long time. A movie that’s makes you say “I forgot how good this was!”

Drink beer eat pizza, leave the toilet seat up, leave dishes in the sink, leave your clothes laying all over the house, if you cook do not clean it up, walk around the house in your under ware scratching your Butt, bath when you want too, Put the TV on a sports channel and leave it there 27/7, go outside and pee in the yard when you want too, don't shave, Leave the cap off of the tooth paste, Put the toilet paper roll anywhere and any way you want it to be, but remember the day before they come home Shave and clean the entire house!

Enjoy

Any strip clubs nearby? (I already know I'm a bad influence).

Clean the house/yard, make a fancy dinner for when they return

Move overseas.

Bring a engine in the house and rebuild it

your wife have a sister, you can uses as a spare,

Say off SW,and go out all Day

Get your favorite foods and drink and relax

Order you a sweet sticky candy cane to help with your chores, cooking showers, and bedtime