Always be ready, no matter the situation.

Oh, I'm well-prepared.

What did I just see 🙂

What am I looking at

Door knob? Why?

I’m seriously curious as to how you fire it. I mean, could a sneeze accidentally trigger it? A fart? Seeing a bearded dude bite his lower lip?

…I think I just need to back away from this whole post.

I knew my queefs were life saving

MacGyver waz here

Weaponized pleasure??

This is just plain cheeky.😂

I’m not going with a bullet buried deep up my a$$, not even disguised as a plug 👀

Buttplug?

All fun and games till you blow out the seat of your pants on accident

Do you fart and it shoots?

@Tumbleweed @MsSwan

this diagram will help the paramedics when your butt swallows it